SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS

 I'm a man of the people. And the people want a sock review.  So Let's dive right in. 

#1. Steven's dirty socks - the crown jewel of socks. $Free.99 aka PRICELESS

- These magical socks can make taller, smarter, more handsome, grow facial hair, AND give you a perfect smile just by wearing them *

- After wearing these you might notice that your cooking improves (at least I did, YMMV)**

- On top of that they're also made of wool, are sweat wicking, and temperature regulating.

- Honestly can't ask for a more perfect sock, I only wish I had more than one pair. 

#2. Darn Tough Vertex Solid No Show Tab Ultra-Light sock 

- Goddammnit I can't stress enough how great Darn Tough is. This shit is BUY IT FOR LIFE. 

- I prefer very little cushion, but they have different thicknesses depending on your need for cushioning or warmth
- All Darn Tough Socks have an unbeatable lifetime warranty. "Our unconditional lifetime guarantee is simple. If our socks are not the most comfortable, durable and best fitting socks you have ever owned, return them for another pair. No strings. No conditions. Socks guaranteed for life."

# 3. Costco sock. I don't remember how much these cost but these are the king of VALUE 

* This is my medical opinion, this blog does not constitute medical advice. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA

** I'm just kidding I never wore Steven's dirty socks LOL